Pink eye

Yep. I swear I have it. My left eye is well, pink. It hurts. Bad. But I am not caving and going to the eye doctor yet. Last time I went it was a thirty five dollar co-pay for dry eye. My eye, for the record, looked the same. Maybe it's just allergies, dry eye, could be pink eye. I'm not a doctor and apparently I'm too cheap to consult one at this point.

Regardless if it's allergies or pink eye. It stinks. Plain and simple.

I just don't look as cute in glasses. Really, that's what it's all about, isn't it.