Saturday I tried to heat up a cup of coffee. There I am, half dazed, waiting for the stupid microwave to hurry up because a minute is too long to wait for coffee any day. Coach and I have the following conversation:
Coach: "How long have you known the microwave isn't working?"
Me: Still staring at the microwave like it could predict the future. "What?"
Coach: "The microwave, how long have you known it's not working?"
Me: "What?" Obviously I didn't have coffee yet. Then it dawned on me. "Maybe yesterday, when I tried to heat a potato up for 21 minutes and it didn't cook. I thought it was just a bad potato."
Coach: Trying hard not to laugh, but not succeeding. "Seriously, you cooked it for that long and thought it was the potato? SERIOUSLY??"
Me: "Yes, Seriously. Why would I lie about that?" I really did think it was the potato. It was an OLD potato. Then I realized damn I guess that means no coffee.
Okay, I will admit, it wasn't one of my proudest moments. But the story is true.
I want to know how appliances know you're getting a tax refund and break down just in time? Do they smell it or what???
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